The Journey of Obruni
1 country. 5 months. 24028420937 thoughts to share.
Friday, May 18, 2012
I guess the countdown begins...
Sunday, April 8, 2012
Time is flying by...
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
You Know You're in Ghana When...
1) An event starts at 6, but you know it’s 100% acceptable to show up at 10….and still be early.
2) You call any of your elders “Auntie” or “Uncle”
3) You realize saying “sir,” “madame” or “excuse me” won’t capture anyone’s attention.
4) People use a snake hiss to hail a taxi, buy food, tell someone they dropped something, and get a female’s attention. All at the same time.
5) Ah! Oh! Chale! Daabi! Become necessary components of every sentence.
6) You spend more time trying to decipher the Ghanaian whisper than you do in actual conversation.
7) 9am is an appropriate time to eat emo, kontomire, egg, and fanta.
8) Flashing a friend has no sexual connotation to it at all.
9) You walk out of your way to avoid the food selling witch lady in the grass of ISH 2.
10) You’re better off taking a tro-tro to the hospital than waiting for an ambulance.
11) You see your Ghanaian classmates acting a ratchet fool in the club Thurs-Saturday, then they ask you why you weren’t at church on Sunday (*BBM blank stare*)
12) Not remembering someone’s name and calling them either Nana, Efya, Kwesi, Kwame, Kofi, Ama, Adwoa will elicit a response 92.67% of the time.
13) You Azonto to any song playing.
14) You start pronouncing “pepper” as “peppey.”
15) You see people and cars fall into the gutters…and think nothing of it.
16) You have an anxiety attack when you realize you left your toilet tissue in your hostel. (#tragedy)
17) The first question you’re asked when meeting someone is “Are you a Christian?”
18) You know the hand signals for tro-tros.
19) You have a real phone and a Ghana phone.
20) You can buy nsuo, a table, plantain chips, airtime, grapes, and fabric out of your car window at one traffic light.
21) Sleeping at your workplace is expected.
22) Not having a substantial amount of pesewas ruins your day.
23) You’re being courted by man A, his friend B, and his ex-roommate C, and neither of them know about each other.
24) A meal that costs more than 5GHc is entirely too much money.
25) It’s cheaper to have clothes made than buy new ones.
26) Mental preparation and powerful prayer is needed to survive the market.
27) It’s perfectly normal to answer your cell phone during class/church/meetings.
28) Hearing women yelling “Ice pure wata” during high heat is like the second coming of Christ.
29) You drop everything you’re doing to take advantage of a shower while the water is running.
30) You’ve given up on having clean, dirt-free feet.
31) You stop exercising because washing your clothes by hand is enough of a workout.
32) Air conditioning makes you shiver.
33) You laugh at Ghanaian’s r-factor (i.e. “Chale I dey bwoke.” Ummmm you mean “broke?”)
34) Drinks at Tyme-Out are a treat for surviving Professor Baku’s class every Thursday.
35) You see more Jamaican flags and “rastas” than you would in Kingston, JA.
36) You bargain for everything, then ask the seller to “to so” (add a dash) of whatever you just purchased.
37) Women with their boyfriends/husbands look at you with such hate, but say nothing because they have to be nice by Ghanaian standards.
38) You can say absolutely nothing, but get too much attention because you’re “obruni/obibini”
39) Describing your issues with bubble guts is normal.
40) You caution your friends as to which vendors to avoid at the night market.
41) You can spend more time at the beach than in classes.
42) Gypsy begging children are the only thing keeping you from shopping at Accra Mall.
43) Watching Chinese and Ghanaian students interact is the highlight of your day.
44) Nigerians and Ghanaians constantly bicker over who’s better.
45) A brigade of cars mean there’s a party going on tonight.
46) You walk half way to Okponglo Junction, and decide to take a cab because it’s entirely too hot.
47) You can hear Kolom, Agyeei, Over Again, Lapaz Toyota, Sweetio, Sorkode, and Oliver Twist multiple times in one night, and STILL go hammer time.
48) Marriage proposals occur as frequently as sunsets.
49) You’ve rescued a friend from being married on multiple occasions.
50) You have a SIM card especially for numbers you refuse to answer.
51) You order plain rice and stew and are brought jollof rice, shito, indomine, and coleslaw.
52) Dog food costs upwards of 200GHc
53) Shopping at Max Mart is your bougie fix of the week.
54) Seeing the woman selling “hot bread” brightens up your day.
55) Internet peaks at 100 kilobytes per second.
56) Ghanaians don’t understand a word you’re saying, and you get laughed at when asked to speak in class.
57) When your professor threatens to slap your face (hahahaha)
58) Your taxi driver gets out of the car, and you immediately check to make sure all the doors can open.
59) There’s only one crank to manually open all four windows in a cab.
60) You know what day of the week you were born on.
61) All of your native friends are men.
62) You let someone know they look nice by saying “you are looking so sweet.” Male or female.
63) Being grabbed by strangers in public is to be expected.
64) You “invite” everyone to your food…no matter how hungry you are.
65) You don’t notice the “oh” at the end of most sentences.
66) You can open sachet water with your teeth without spilling a drop.
67) Asking for directions means the person is now your very own escort.
68) Pineapples are white, oranges are green, and they’re the best tasting fruit you’ve ever had.
69) You prefer talking with hostel mates than going out partying.
70) Auntie Peggy stops you to make sure you have a slip on.
71) Aunite Peggy tries to set you up with every Nigerian she knows.
72) Auntie Peggy sleeps more than she works.
73) You complain about the small things, but genuinely love GH!
xoxo
O
Sunday, March 11, 2012
Yes, I Am Alive!
I’m backkkkkkk J Here’s what I’ve been up to!
Travel
A few weeks ago, the crew and I decided to take a break from Accra and explore beaches a little further away. Accra is huge, but can seem so small at the same time. I know I was getting some cabin fever from always being in Legon/Accra/Campus so I needed a brief getaway. On impulse one Saturday morning, we decided to pack up and head to the Bojo Beach Resort. Not gonna lie, we were quite scared since we needed to tro-tro the hour and a half journey, but we definitely had help along the way. For one, Uncle Renny (aka Lorenzo—the 30 year old man that works in ISH’s internet cafĂ©. Lorenzo insists on professing his love for me on the daily, and thinks it’s funny to run around telling people we go together. Never mind the fact that he’s casually dating 43% of the women in ISH lol) called one of his “bloods” [verbatim] and got more concrete directions for us. We only needed to take two tro-tros and a taxi to get there. Our friend Phillip (aka Uncle Phil) kept true to his name, and called to check in on us to make sure we arrived safely in true uncle fashion. The trip was much easier than I expected. Once we got out of the taxi, I was SO happy we decided to suck it up and go. Bojo Beach is amazing (and beautiful!) We got there around 10am so it was still quiet and serene. We drank, ate, laughed, chatted, swam, napped in the hours we were there. The beach turned into a huge party around 3pm, and in typical Ghanaian fashion, the smell of weed/alcohol occupied the air, music started blasting, and people were daggering. We left before things got to crazy, because we wanted to be back before sundown. The journey back was also pain free (well…besides the fact that our tro-tro broke down on the way back…I called it as soon as we got on at Circle! That thing looked like it was on its last leg. It was fine though…it broke down the equivalent of a block away from where we needed to get down so I think we still won.) I really think we had such a good day because prayer warrior Sydney blessed us with her powerful words…but I digress…
Our next trip was a CIEE excursion to the Eastern Region of Ghana. While there we went to the cocoa farm where all of the chocolate, cocoa butter, black soap, and cocoyams people around the world eat come from. It was hot, sticky, and buggy, so I barely paid attention. But it was interesting finding out how they process each and every part of the cocoa seed for production goods. For example, the shell of the cocoa seed is used to heal asthma and boiled to make black soap. The inner fruit of the cocoa can be eaten as a fresh fruity snack (it tasted like ginnips) or fermented naturally to make chocolate/coffee. Afterwards, we went to the wood carving region where I bargained the hell out of all my purchases. I ended up spending about 30USD on sculptures, jewelry, bags, and gifts. Shopping outside of Accra is always such a pleasant experience because it’s not too hectic/overwhelming. Out last stop was Aburi Botanical Gardens….again, I barely paid attention, but it was really pretty J
Taking Over Ghana
We’re going to be superstars soon lol. Shelbie and Sydney modeled a few pieces for an international award winning clothing line called “Clothing Qui Parle.” The designer ‘Milo’ is very kind, and asked them to walk in his fashion show during international students week. Now as I am no model, I decided to help out and do the makeup for the show. They were definitely on GMT (Ghana Man Time) so the show started about 2 hours late -_-. But we had a good time. There was some Biggie vs. Tupac type drama going on between the Nigerian and Ghanaian students. I don’t know all the details, but I know the Nigerians were mad that three “black Americans” were walking in Milo’s show and upstaged everyone *Kanye shrug*Regardless, the show went on, and everyone looked great in the clothes. Some other people “modeled” and performed, and…well….I’ll let you see for yourselves when I post the videos. Be prepared to DIE of laughter hahahaha.
We’ve also been stepping our entrepreneurial skills up in these past few weeks. Syd’s already booked for more photo shoots/fashion shows, I’m commissioned for makeup at events, and Shelbie is the mastermind behind party promotions. Our next big event is an American college themed party. Yet another friend Frances is helping us get the venue booked (he’s a god when it comes to party promotions. He’s working on getting one of the Ghana Black Stars’ mansions in East Legon for us. There’s also a good possibility that the event will be sponsored, so all the money we get from tickets can go to an orphanage called the Beacon House. Partying and humanitarian acts? That’s dope.) We have plenty other things in the works, but those need to stay hush. I don’t want anyone else stealing our ideas.
Life Otherwise…
Classes are still nothing superb. As a matter of fact, I won’t be updating on academics here anymore because you’d be bored, I’d be mad, and I don’t want to continuously throw shade on the entire UG educational system. That’s that. Social life is great. I’ve come to the conclusion that I cannnnnnottt do clubs in GH anymore. I barely like going to clubs in the US, and Ghana is that much more intense when they party, so I’m sticking to kick-backs/house parties for the rest of my time here. Although, to contradict myself, on Friday night I went out with a friend to this lounge in East Legon and had a blast. We partied to the latest Naija hits (the night was DJ’d/reserved for Nigerians. I’m starting to feel a riff between Naija students and GH ones. But we all know what team I’m on #IgboKwenu). His roommate’s sister knows my family in Nigeria, so they she loved me J It was good to finally spend time with women! We left the lounge around 2:30am for a house party in Madina. When we pulled up to the house, I could not believe it. First of all, it was a mansion…scratch that…super mansion! Fountains, waterfalls, a pool, basketball courts (yes courts) just astonishing! It was already 3am by then, and the party was still LIVE! Ended up staying there until about 6am (put this on everything, I left at 6 and people were stillllll partying. They have so much energy, I was done.) but left because I felt like I couldn’t go any longer. Got back to ish quarter to 7, saw Atsu off to his graduation and passed out.
We only have a little more than two months left in GH. It seems like a long time, but I know that at the rate the time’s been flying by here, May 27th will be here before I know it. I feel like I still have so much to do here—mostly traveling. I’ll be going to Togo in 2 weeks, followed by Benin, then Nigeria for a week to visit family. It’s looking like South Africa won’t be until May, but that’s totally fine! Again, the time away from Accra will do me well, because I was too through with GH last week or so. I ate bad food from the Night Market, and felt like I was two feet away from death. Simply miserable. I should’ve known not to eat the “fresh” salad from there, but y’all know how stubborn/hard headed I am. I have definitely learned my lesson though. I still have PTSD from my week of bubble guts, so even the sight of produce turns me all the way off lol.
I think that’s all I have for now. I should probably go and do work since this week is full of exams, papers, and assignments due. Realistically though, I’ll be napping.
Miss you all!
xoxo
O
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Sorry for the Delay!!!
I just realized I haven’t updated the blog in a while. My fault. It’s weird though….a lot has been going on in Ghana, but at the same time, NOTHING has been going on. Let’s see what I can think of.
Weekend in Cape Coast
CIEE took us on an excursion to Cape Coast about two weeks ago. The bus ride that should’ve been two hours turned into four because of traffic and the narrow roads leading down to the coast. When we finally arrived, our first stop was the Cape Coast Castle. There, we did a typical tourist tour, got to explore the dungeons and such, and were spoken to about the history of the slave trade. To be completely honest, I didn’t pay too much attention to what the man was saying because it’s all be sterilized to meet the needs of tourists. However, physically being in the castle was very taxing for me. I was in my own world trying to attach history to a tangible place. It was a lot. A few people on the program were talking crazy at the mouth, so I withdrew myself so I wouldn’t have to act out on the tour...
We then went to Global Mamas which is a fair trade batik fabric company here in Ghana. We got to make our own printed fabric, tie-dye it, and submit it for our CIEE team competition. I did a lot of printing, so when they were dyeing the fabric, I stayed outside and played with the kids around of workshop leader’s shop. In typical Ghanaian fashion, they kids were amazed by us because we’re “Obruni/Obibini.” Some of them even started to cry when we were leaving. That was cute lol. It was fun nonetheless! The following day, we went to Kakum National Park to do the infamous canopy walks through the jungle. I loved it! I hike up wasn’t bad at all. It only took about 25-30 minutes to hike to the canopies, and even less time to hike down when we were done.
I still don’t feel like I’m a student in Ghana! The support staff at UG are on what seems like a permanent strike, so my classes barely meet. They are locking up classrooms, offices, and departments in efforts to demand pay that they’re owed, so there’s no way for lecturers to hold classes. I thoroughly annoyed with the “education” system here. Of the classes I’ve been to so far, my History of Western Medicine, African Dance Technique, and Landmarks in African American Literature courses are my favorite. (On another note, Ghanaian students that I’ve encountered know close to nothing about Af-Am history. It’s crazy! I was in my class, and the professor was discussing how we’d eventually get to literature in the Jim Crow era. A girl turned to me and asked “Who is Jim Crow?” I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry…so I gave her one of these -_-)
The Post Office and Greater Accra
I thought about giving you a play-by-play of this adventure Shelbie and I went on to pick up her package at the Accra Post Office in Circle, but I realized it I told you all of everything that went down my family would send for me to come home immediately. It was not a pleasant experience at all…but luckily, I don’t think I’ll ever have to go back there again! God is good.
This post doesn’t seem too dense with useful updates, but I promise you nothing extraordinary has been going on! I’m still alive and kicking in Ghana. The time seems to be passing us by so quickly. We only have about 8 more weeks of classes, a month of exams, then I’m home! I can’t believe more than a month has already passed by. I love Ghana (for the most part. Plenty of things annoy me, but it’s definitely more love than anythingJ) but I’m at the point in which I very deeply miss the convenience and familiarity of being home! Here’s some fun news! Next month I decided to head down to Cape Town, South Africa to visit a friend from Colby (Jemarley). I am sooooooo excited about that. Seeing as it was my second choice for where I wanted to study abroad, I’m sure I’ll have a blast. Jemarley is also ratchet as all hell, so that’s also a plus.
That’s all the updates I have. Any questions? Ask! That’ll help me figure out what to write about next. Until then!!
xoxo